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Fudd and Swedish Chef.

Well, let's start with the wisdom first, okay!

When I was real young, I was taught to hate one
specific political party, because they would be "the
ruination of this nation," as I was told.

So, the only thing I remembered about one certain
presidential nominee, back in the 60s, was his world
famous quote:

"My name is Hubert Humphrey, and I'm just as pleased
as punch to be here, and I hope you are, too."

And, oh boy, did we have fun at elementary school
making fun of that quote, and his way of saying it.

But, just this week, I stumbled across another quote
by this man, that makes me re-state what I have said
many times:

Just because somebody has done some things you don't
like, does not make everything they have said or done
worthless.

But, first, a story!

Back, almost four years ago, my stepson was in jail
for "stupidity," no we won't list his crimes, but
every one of them was "stupid.")  My mother had just
had a heart attack and needed a stint placed in our
heart.  My wife, the wonderful Miz Kathy had broken
her foot.  And just a week before, our puppy had
gotten out and had been murdered by a bullet to the
brain.

Life sucked.

It sucked so much that I got drunk on brandy.

I lost my computer four days later.

Yes, those last two statements are connected, but I
won't say why.

Then, in June of that year, the street drains plugged
up from debris from a "50 year" rain, which means
that once in every 50 years it rains that hard.  We
had over four inches in less than 30 minutes.

Oddly enough, only our house and our next door
neighbor got flooded.  The water was so high that it
was floating a small car in our backyard.  Our
basement was flooded with four and a half feet of
water because it broke the window frame in on one
side, and started pouring through the vent to the
dryer hose and out the front of our dryer.  Every
single thing, books, photo journals, records, and
anything else in that basement was covered in flood
water and sewage from the backup.

And, because only two families were affected, Red
Cross and FEMA couldn't help because you had to have
a minimum of 15 homes affected.

And, city council refused to reimburse us, although
they did fix the drains.  The state insuranc^e fund
said that it wasn't the city's fault and the state
insuranc^e commissioner agreed.  The governor, and the
states' attorney general also stated they could not
help.

So, we lost thousands of dollars of furniture,
carpeting, appliances, records, books, stereos, and
everything.

The camera crews came out to film the entire contents
of our basement being hauled away by the sanitation
engineers.

Why am I telling you all this?  Aren't I the one that
says "forget the past."

Here's why I'm telling you all this.

Today, our basement is rebuilt better than what it
ever was.  Cost about three hundred to repair and,
using the methods we tout in Open Your Daily Newspaper
& MAKE MONEY!

(which is available here:

http://www.foundsecrets.com/gtnewspaper1.html)

we did it all for less than $500.

We had to wait a year and a half to be able to afford
a new computer.  But, we've got one, and it works
better than the last computer.

Miz Kathy and I are quickly becoming a household name.
 We make money every single month off sales, and
passive income, and affiliate sales.

How did we do that?  Shouldn't we have just crawled
in a corner and cried and pleaded for people to help
us.  (As a matter of fact, we did for about a year and
a half, until we came to the conclusion it would do no
good.)

Now, let's get back to that funny sounding man, who I
made fun of back in elementary school.

Hubert Horatio Humphrey stated one of the truest
truths of all time:

"Oh, my frien^d, it's not what they take away from
you that counts--it's what you do with what you have
left."

So, what do you have left?  And, what can you do with
it?

Go, be a success!

If you have ever thought about making money out of
nothing but an internet connection or your skill, then
you need to get this package!  We've put together our
most unbelieveable offer to date!

For a limited time, we are offering our three best
selling products for only 77 cents more than the
current DISCOUNTED Subscriber price for The Jumbo
Package of Open Your Daily Newspaper!

But, we are going to not only "GIVE" you, (with
prices this low, it's just like giving it away!) the
Jumbo Package of Open Your Daily Newspaper & MAKE
MONEY!, but we are going to throw in, The Late Great
Corey Rudl's Million Dollar E-book, and Ken Reno's
New and Right Way To Joint Venture!

Just check it out here:

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But, this offer is only good for the next 30 purchases
or March 31, 2006, whichever comes first.

Now, if you are not going to click on that link, I
want you to think about something.  If I said, "Give
me $500, and I will give you a business," what would
you say.

Well, you might look at the property and see if there
are any customers that go with it.  If you KNEW BEYOND
A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, that you would make money, and far
more money than what you invested, you would, of course
do that.

What, if I said, "Okay, give me $20,000, and I'll
give you an education in four years that should
increase your chances of making an income."

You'd probably say, "You're out your FREAKIN'
MIND!"

But, people do it all the time.

Why?

Because the government has decided that the best way
for people to have a chance at survival is a college
education.

We're not knocking college.

But, if you wanted to learn brick laying, you go to a
brick layer.

If you want to learn carpentry, you go to a
carpenter.

If you want to learn how to build a business, and make
money, you go to the people who have done it.

Miz Kathy and I, who are the senior members of Open
Your Daily Newspaper & MAKE MONEY! rebuilt a basement
using the methods we teach.

Corey Rudl, when he was alive made millions.

Ken Reno is making money with joint ventures every
single day.

So, then, if you want, go and pay $20,000 for a four
year education--

Or

Pay .77 over what we are charging for Open Your Daily
Newspaper & MAKE MONEY! and get the combined knowledge
of Found Secrets, Corey Rudl, and Ken Reno!

Your choice.

By the way, only two more days to get our FRE^E copy of
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And, I've decided that if we get 7500 subscribers,
not only will I give away the Mystery Shopper package,
but I will select ten names at random and give each of
them a dowenload link of The Audio Crash Course
Version of Wallace Wattles that we are now developing.


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